By: John Silva – October 2017
Hello, Mr. White, my name is Dr. Brown… welcome to the Realignment Clinic. We hope your stay here will be helpful and productive. I’ve gone over your file, and it seems you are having problems at work, with your neighbors, various recreational facilities, restaurants, and even with your own family.
Doc, that’s just your opinion. There’s nothing wrong with me… and, by the way, what’s up with the super dark sunglasses?
The dark glasses are standard operating procedure here at the clinic Mr. White… nothing to be concerned about. Essentially, it helps us not to focus on skin color and other non essential factors. We do our best to be colorblind, and we also try to be gender neutral. The basic idea is that everyone is treated fairly. However, I do need to verify something. It says here in your chart that you hate niggers? Is that true?
Well, Doc, I certainly don’t love them… and, now that I come to think of it… yeah, I hate em… I really, really do hate em. How can anyone who has ever seen a nigger, lived next door to one, or had to work with one those lazy, no good jigaboos not hate ‘em? Send them all back to Africa, that’s what I say. They are shiftless, lazy, thieving, stupid, thick-lipped, frizzy-haired good-for nothing slackers.
Oh, and just in case you’re wondering… I really hate those nigger women. too. Especially when they try and put on a show for their nigger men. They try to be sexy and prance all around, shaking their enormous asses like they are all beautiful and attractive… it’s disgusting. And, lookin at em from the front, is even worse. Their boobs are as big as basketballs spilling out of their tank tops ready to knock somebody’s head off. And, if you were to look at them gigantic bazubbers swishing back and forth it‘d make you seasick. You’d think they’d realize how gross and unappealing they look… It’s sickening! Just thinking about it makes me want to hurl. With all of that fat bulging from their spandex and spilling out their halter tops, I’m surprised they don’t split their pants and rip their bras in two. Nigger women… ugh! They disgust me! They are nothing but huge, fat, out of control, baby making machines and welfare queens.
And nigger men, if you can call them that, are worse. They knock up their bitches and take off never to be seen again… and guess what? Next stop for their kids… gangs… jail… welfare… or the morgue! And, guess who gets to clean up their mess? We do! I could go on for days about how worthless niggers are. They can’t even talk right. Have you ever heard a white person say “I wanna ax you somepin?” Give me a break. And their music, the way they dress, and their disrespect and hatred for whitey and the police is unacceptable.
But, when some other nigger tries to rape, mug or waste one of their black asses… What do they do? They yell for the cops. And, when the cops risk their lives trying to help them… the next thing you know they’re assaulting the officers or yelling police brutality. Doc, I’m telling you they are just no good. Who else but a nigger would burn and loot their own community because they are mad cause MKJ got shot or the Bulls won a championship or some other dumb ass reason?
Hey doc, on a lighter note… I got a joke… you wanna hear it? If you insist, Mr. White. This a really great joke and you are gonna love it… there’s this sheriff down in Alabama who just happens to be a KKK Grand Dragon, and he’s driving down the highway telling his cousin from up north how they deal with niggers in the deep south. Just then, he sees two darkies walking alongside the road. He speeds up and slams into them with the squad car. One goes flying a hundred feet through the air and the other one crashes through the windshield and ends up in the back seat. His cousin from up north says… Oh my god, you’re in real trouble now. Nah, says the sheriff, I’ll charge one for leaving the scene of an accident and the other one for breaking and entering. What do you say doc? Isn’t that hilarious? I laugh so hard… I just about cry every time I tell it! It’s almost as good as… the only good nigger is a dead nigger. HA! HA! HA!
For the next six months, Dr. Brown and a team of the clinic’s best professionals provide Mr. White with extensive therapy hoping to help him discard his extreme prejudice. His family, neighbors, friends, fellow workers, and doctors all tried to help him as well. We even reminded him that when he was a child his nanny who loved him and he loved was colored. And, there were other people, teachers, office mates, police men, and even friends. All were people of color that helped him to become who he is… but to no avail.
Mr. White your last appointment with Dr. Brown summarizes your lack of progress. After six months of extensive treatment, you have shown absolutely no progress. Your negative attitude continues to hurt those around you as well as yourself. It is unfortunate you are unable to see the damage you are doing. Discrimination in housing, employment, education, and medical services keep good people that could become assets to our community poor, uneducated and on welfare. Because you have defied every attempt to integrate you into society you have left us no choice. We must initiate corrective action.
Nurse, please schedule Mr. White for his procedures. Dr. Brown, do you want me to also schedule the post-surgical evaluations? Yes, do it as soon as possible. We don’t want Mr. White to suffer unnecessarily.
TWO MONTHS LATER: Dr. Jones, it’s good to see you… how are you doing? I’m fine Dr. Brown. I understand you will be seeing Mr. White for his one year follow up and evaluation. Yes, I am. But, even after a year, there has been no change. He’s a very difficult case… he has resisted every attempt we’ve made to help him.
Being his doctor and an Afro-American, it must have been extremely difficult for you to be his doctor. I admire you for trying to help him in spite of his negative attitude. To say the least, he was one of my most challenging cases. It will be interesting to see if the surgery helps him.
The injections, and plastic surgeries turned out to perfection. If I didn’t know otherwise, I would swear he was one hundred percent, true blooded, born and certified African-American.
How do you think he will react to his new extremely dark black ebony skin, large lips and crinkly hair? I’m not sure. Perhaps, he will finally understand how it feels to be on the receiving end of his racist slurs and hatred. We will soon see, because his face will be on the cover of next month’s issue of Ebony magazine which has a circulation of two million copies per month. Additionally, he is Ebony’s unanimous choice for their special award… Ebony’s African-American Man of theYear. They are also doing a follow up series of articles on his transformation which will run for about another year.